while with his gun the pagan angel rose to say

I have so many shiny new obsessions. I'm going to die waiting for the 34227 comic book movies coming out over the next few years.

Yay for evil twins that make my Joker extra shiny and who writes Batman/Joker over here: The Frayed Ends. :D

The Looking Glass
Batman Begins. Joker/Crane. NC-17. ~2000 words. Breathplay.
Joker fit his fingers one by one to Jonathan's throat.

( Read me. )

Dear god, I KNOW. Face meets palm.

In the Upright Position
Iron Man/Transformers. Tony/Starscream. PG (for metaphorical sexin). ~800 words. For round nine of IJ's porn_battle.
"I believe that was a challenge, sir."

( Read me. )

Tony really does look good on everybody.

A Trained Professional
Marvel movieverse (Iron Man, X-Men). Logan/Tony. NC-17. ~4700 words. For 'virginity/celibacy' on my kink_bingo card. (As I type this, I die laughing. Die.)
If they'd been in the field, Tony might've been worried.

( Read me. )

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Bullet points are AWESOME.

- Yuletide assignment has arrived! This is very, very exciting. Most fandoms I signed up for this year are ones I've never written in before, so this excitement will turn to gnashing of teeth shortly, but in all honesty, I kinda enjoy that, too. Har.

- My days of monofandom are so over. This isn't even news or much of a realisation, I know. Comic books are eating me alive and I'm ready to write porn for things that haven't even been released yet.

- Writing original stuff is fun hard full of self-abusive joy. I've finally learned how to create characters for short stories. Today, mobsters, tomorrow, mercenaries.

- I'm watching way too many movies these days. And by too many movies, I mean not enough. If anyone has an recs, feel free to toss them my way. I'm not feeling genre-specific, either, though I don't enjoy slashers-for-the-sake-of-slashing. Yesterday, I watched Batman Begins before Breakfast on Pluto. I'm pretty sure that defines diverse (and a shiny obsession with Cillian Murphy). If only my Disco Pigs download would hurry up and download.

- I am hungry.

- Shit, I need to write my Dear Santa letter for Yuletide. D:

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I have decided to hibernate for LIFE.

i'm sick and miserable and it's raining and cold and i can't breathe through my nose and my ears are clogged and this novel won't hurry up and edit itself and i can't focus and i want money to magically appear in my bank account and my mother needs to not call me and surprise!period can go fuck itself sideways and i'm hungry but my tummy has decided all food must be forcibly evicted and blerg i say BLERG

*wheeze* And now I feel slightly better! :D Carry on.

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Apparently, I am too polite for my own good. Seriously, who knew?

[edit] omgheehe! There are little starlings in the atrium where I'm waiting, and one just perched on my hat! My hat which I am wearing! So cute!

And it did not poop on me, so bonus. :D

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But editing might be worse.

x_x

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I COMPLETELY FAIL AT PACKING LIGHTLY.

There's a penis joke in there somewhere.

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Why am I awake.

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Okay. I'm going to take a moment and be proud here, dammit. I am going to feel good about my accomplishment.

Somehow, even with four solid months of writing nothing at all (torture!), I've managed to break 300k for this year.

310,000 words, approximately.

Evil twin, I demand cookies.

And a magical editing wand. OH WAIT THAT'S YOU. :D

( For my own interest, a breakdown. )

Is it really a fail when you skip the porn in an erotica to get to the plot?

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I has them! And I didn't even know, ahar. Toss me a comment with an email address, I'll go until I'm out.

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Writing is hard. :\

After two days, TWO DAYS, I finally got my wireless working again. I'd like to claim in my defence that Shaw was being persnickety, and thus interfered with my troubleshooting, but in the end, it was a bum cable. A BUM CABLE. I didn't even think to switch out the cables with the extras until I reached Cid-level of *!*^@! cursing.

Fail.

In other news, I'm an ungrateful twat. I've trained myself up to an average of 10k a week and suddenly it doesn't seem productive enough. 10k. A WEEK.

What is wrong with you, Blue? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

This icon is becoming more useful than originally anticipated.

1. Candyass
2. Pantomime
3. The Obvious

Stumbling Over Reason
CSI:LV (S7). Greg Sanders/Mike Keppler. NC-17. ~9000 words (!!). For 'nippleplay' on my kink_bingo card.
"You know, you don't have to get me drunk. I'll put out either way."

( Read me. )

Roomie was just in to say goodnight and my email pinged, so, I checked it, right? And it was hilarious because it was yet more spam for BearTrapping.com or whatever, which just makes me giggle these days since I'm all zomg LIEV SCHREIBER every ten seconds.

So, so, I click load images so me and Roomie can see what bears they're pumping out (har) this week and have a giggle or two, and omg, Jesus Christ, the guy that pops up making eyes at us LOOKS LIKE MY BROTHER.

MY BROTHER.

GOD, WHY. WHY.

Dear Supernatural,

Baby, just so you know, if you kill Chuck, we're breaking up.

With fickle love,
Me

I... I think I would write porn for Chuck. So adorable. :x

Just in case anyone was wondering, I am here to say that yes, switching 30,000 words of fic from present to past tense is indeed incredibly time consuming. AND ANNOYING. OMG. >:O

Bitch whine weeble wobble woe.