while with his gun the pagan angel rose to say

I have a new job. I celebrated with booze. Here, have porn! :D

Cool Blue Reason
Iron Man (movie). Tony/Jarvis. NC-17. ~2000 words. For 'tentacles' on my kink_bingo card.
"Alright, you've got me. Now what're you going to do?"

( Read me. )

No. Shame. None.

Let the Good Times Roll
Transformers (movies). Sam/Bumblebee. R. ~3000 words. For 'body part fetishes (other...really other)' on my card from kink_bingo.
Sam thumps his forehead with his fist. "Should've bought the Fiesta. It had racing stripes."

( Read me. )

I would facepalm right now, but I'm too busy being stupidly excited.

Girls in the Boys' Room
Fringe. Peter/Olivia. NC-17. ~2000 words. For 'crossdressing' on my card from kink_bingo.
Sorry sweetheart, Peter thinks--not one bit sorry at all--better luck next time.

( Read me. )

The THINGS I do in the name of PORN.

I need more icons. Now.

Indiscretion
Devil Summoner. Raidou/Okuninushi. R. ~800 words. For the 'writing on the body' prompt on my card from kink_bingo.
Demons are tenuous allies, respectful of strength of arm and of will and always with a vicious eye for weakness.

( Read me. )

This is the fourth(ish) installment of what Team Porn has now dubbed Ordeals 'Verse. The first three(ish) are:

1. A Nice Day to Start Again
2(ish). He Ain't No Prince
3. Not the Only Man She Sees

The evil twin did an awesomely thorough beta on this one, but in my tweaking (as usual), there are probably some stray typos. Or missing words. They're there in my HEAD, OKAY.

The Seldom Seen Kid
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~10,000 words. Co-authored with ponderosa.
"You get all the best curses."

( Read me. )

I signed up for kink_bingo. And my card is AWESOME. I need to find that code so I can slap it up here, because it has so MANY DELICIOUS THINGS.

My problem? I don't know where to start. D:

( Found it! :D )

I am open to suggestions? ^^

So, my employer has told me not to bother coming to work for the rest of my notice period. Which, you know, awesome, I get paid and don't have to go to work. Right?

Wrong. They said they don't have to pay me a thing.

Aha. Ahahaaa. HA. RIGHT. I DON'T THINK SO.

After a big kerfuffle, they said they'll pay me two weeks, which they have to anyway, thanks very much. I'm so glad I made the decision to leave that place. I'm the fifth employee they've tried to shaft in two years.

I mean, what were they hoping, I'd just let it slide? Just. Argh.

[eta] A coworker also gave notice after witnessing the spectacle. I feel like I should start a revolution or something.[/eta]

The job situation has been rocky for awhile. I've been promised a change in workload (I asked for MORE, because I was bored sitting around doing nothing but filing all day) and improvements to current processes for over a year now, and no dice.

There have been a few times where problems with clients have been taken out on employees. I never experienced the brunt of one of those until yesterday.

Nobody yells at me. I don't care how upset you are, you just don't.

So I gave my notice this morning. In one month, I will be free! And by free, I mean unemployed.

Don't tell my mother.

Everything that was transferred over from LJ is all locked down. WHAT A BOTHER. So. I'm going through, in a very idle, tra-la-la way, unlocking stuff as I see it. If anybody happens to click on a tag that takes you to nothing, feel free to let me know. All my fic is at Idle Hands, anyway. I'm just puttering for the sake of puttering.

Currently, I'm having conflict. There are sexy demons and delicious Logan/Remy gnawing on my brain. I would like to clone myself so I could do both at once. Yis.

Nerve-wracking: Will hear if shiny new job is MY shiny new job next week. YEEK. :x

Roomie (for some unknown reason, but I think she just got torrent happy) downloaded the entire series of Big Wolf on Campus, and somehow, she convinced me to take a break from DS2 to watch a couple eps....

And now I'm writing Tommy/Merton porn in my head.

THERE WAS A PROBING JOKE, OKAY.

How do I rock my Wednesday night? I make an indexed spreadsheet of all my video games.

Oh yeah.

THIS TWITTER THING.

I MAY HAVE JOINED IT.

AND IT'S ALL SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT.

...seriously. Pony power. Ahar.

i are bluesoaring on it >.>

This one is totally late to the party, BUT. Now that I've made my dreamwidth account under the same name as IJ (and LJ before that), I remember... I sorta wanted to change it.

It really wouldn't be THAT much hassle...

...I mean, one post here...

...right?

Why is it I think of this NOOOOOW. D:

Blue's life is hard. Oh yeah.

A vote! Blue gets new name = yay! OR Blue doesn't need a new name = nay. I peer at the internets hopefully.

Job stuff! Changing jobs is ANNOYING. I'm not sure why I thought going for a goverment position would be a good idea (aside from, y'know, health care, vacation and benefits) because holy crap, they make you WORK FOR IT. I've made it through about four of the five steps in their Trial by Fire, I mean, screening process, and now... I wait.

Impatiently.

I have lots of SPN fic sitting in the wings that I really need to get around to tidying up. Instead of doing that, I play old video games (Secret of Mana! Illusion of Gaia!) and see about importing all my old fic from LJ. I have this vague notion that having it all on the journal would be handy or something. Though the site Pond hosts for me is a heck of a lot more streamlined.

I hear there's a new FMA anime out there? Greedy greedy Greed, yes?