while with his gun the pagan angel rose to say

I? Am a fic MACHINE, babycakes.

A Rate of Conversion
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~2500 words. Bodyswap!
"What the hell are you doing sleeping naked in the same room as me!"

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I WROTE A CODA. TO 4.06. I DID.

I mean, seriously. Shameless cuddle fic, here I come.

In other news, they're fixing the roof on my house today, and it sounds like THE ANTI-CLAUS IS COMING TO GET ME. D:

Bump in the Night
Supernatural. Sam and Dean. G. ~800 words. Coda-shaped thing to 4.06.
Like he always does (when he can get away with it) Dean had taken the bed nearest the door.

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Y'see, stuff like this happen because the evil twin says, during a conversation about how good ideas should never be done just once: Of course, may i also suggest some fuck or die? >:D

This one is subtitled, Winchesters and their massively fucked up love. Unbeta~ed.

No More Room in Hell, Boys
Supernatural. John/Sam. NC-17. ~900 words. Fuck-or-(maybe)die.
Sam clutches the sawed-off in his left hand and thinks about how Dean's not here.

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Now continued in ponderosa121's Where the Devil Sleeps. :D

...and possibly a third Sam/Dean installment to come? Ahahaha.

I'm apparently in a drabbly mood. Unfortunately, my concept of 'drabble' forgot to include the wordcount. -_- But since I'm home all day, with nothing to do~

I'm going to stick with SPN (includes RPS)... or, okay, I'll take on Persona 3, too, but no Baccano yet. I really want to watch that again (x5) before I attempt to crawl into anyone's head. There's crazy, and then there's Baccano, y'know?

No guarantees if or when your prompt'll get done--I'm sorta hoping to spare these along to keep me entertained at work. >.> I'm also going to leave this offer open for a couple days, but today's the best day since I'm feeling all writery.

Toss me a character/pairing, kink or a prompt, and we'll see what happens. No limits!

Ready? GO.

[EDIT] OMG. AND IRON MAN. I'd so do Tony freakin' Stark (especially if it involved Sam and Dean).

[MORE EDIT] Ficlets will be posted in response to your comment. Beware of spoilers for up to SPN ep 4.05. I'm always up to date on aired eps, so if you're not, you could get spoilers in your ficlet if you don't warn me!

The only thing about taking a vacation from writing? When you're no longer vacationing, boy, is it hard to get back into the swing of things. Working on some prompts, and a fic (un?)fortunately inspired by events at Y-Con, and it's like pulling teeth. I think I've written something like 1500 words in the last two days and that? That is SAD.

Ghostbusters was on last night (yay, Halloween!) and there's this thing that's driving me nuts. I can't find a transcript of 3.16 online anywhere either. I could PROBABLY just pop the DVD in, but c'mon. What's Obi Wan Flist for if not this?

In No Rest for the Wicked, does Dean say, "I love this plan. I'm excited to be a part of this plan."?

Because quoting Dr. Venkman? Awesome.

After a three month dry spell, 300 words is like freakin' HEAVEN. I want to do something bigger with this theme later (LIKE WE ALL DO), but I just had to splurt this out right now because it's been so long since I actually typed WORDS.

Spoilers for SPN 4.01, obviously, because what else would wake up my brain? I so want this to happen. I really, really do. :x

Totally unbetaed because the evil twin has not yet seen the premiere.

( Karma Killer )

Obi Wan IJ, have you seen this fic? I know I didn't dream it and it's driving me batty. D:

All I can remember is that Dean came back from Hell as a demon, and Sam (oh so deliciously) let Dean possess him. The hotness. The HOTNESS.

When you see this, post another Supernatural quote in your lj. Let's see how long this can go on for.

SARAH: You guys seem to be uncomfortably comfortable with this.
SAM: Yeah, well, this isn’t exactly the first grave we’ve dug. Still think I’m a catch?

One more sleep! One more!

I search for pictures. Pictures of Sam-hair. And not just any Sam-hair, but the hair that manages to be cute and flippy without stepping over that oh-so-close line of omgSamWHY, you make me (and Dean) cry. I KNOW there are entire POSTS out there dedicated to Sam-hair. I NEEDS PICS.

...just don't ask why. Yet. XD

A Blue in need will porn for you indeed?

New fandom. New hole in the head. BUT I'M DRAGGING THE EVIL TWIN DOWN WITH ME, BABYCAKES.

Seriously. These three? Enough awesome in one place to make the world implode. That sound you hear right now, that is the world imploding.

In my head, this is titled Wham Bam, Thank You Iron Man.

Drive You Wild
Supernatural/Iron Man. Sam/Dean/Tony. NC-17. ~4100 words.
"Do you like burgers? I like burgers."

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Says I to the evil twin, "Evil twin! Where has all our filthy dirty kink gone?" And the evil twin, she gasps, clearly aghast, and she says.... well, she sorta says a lot of things, and by a lot of things, I obviously mean she lets Rufus take over her brain to list off his favourite hobbies. We picked one that made Dean squirm.

And then we added the one that made him squirm more. :D

Page Fourteen (and Fifteen)
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. D/s tones, enema, fisting. ~5600 words.
Sam's pretty sure Dean doesn't secretly harbour a food fetish, no matter how worked up he gets over a mini cheesesteak.

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And now? Now I want fic where Dean discovers scented condoms. Because something that can make your junk smell like pie? AWESOME.

Apparently, when it comes to fic, I write the porn and the evil twin? She writes the thinky-porn. Awesome, awesome Sam-with-powers story (that she was gonna SCRAP): Something Invisible is Gone.

You know, if you happen to like angst, porn, shameless exploitation of Catholicism and a side order of heist action. :D

Dude! Supernatural wrap party this Sunday! I HAVE THE HORRIBLE URGE TO CRASH IT LIKE A CRAZY FIEND.

Crazy, crazy fiend.

Team Porn also does completely shameless porn. Y'know, just sometimes. God, I love Dean and his issues.

Life on a Chain
Supernatural. Sam/Dean, John/Dean. NC-17. D/s tones. ~2400 words.
He's lost count of how many time he's seen his family bleed over him.

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You know what I really, really want? Fisting fic. Yes. Sam/Dean fisting fic. Dirty, filthy Sam/Dean fisting fic.

But my write is all writered out. ._.

...seriously, though. With Sam's big ass hands? And DEAN, all broken to itty bitty pieces and maybe a little shifty at first, because hey, that's pretty kinky there, Sammy boy, and all those trust issues and zomg. WE WANTS IT. And by we, I obviously mean me, the evil twin and the WORLD.

Team Porn does crack! :D

This, um, actually turned out way more awesome than I thought it would. Shows what I know!

Not the Only Man She Sees
Supernatural. Sam and Dean. PG-13. ~10,000 words. Mpreg (sorta). Pre-slash (definitely). Direct sequel to A Nice Day to Start Again. Co-authored with ponderosa121.
"Gay voice." His hand, wrapped up cold and clammy around Sam's, clenched. "You shithead, I don't have a gay voice."

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So, this time around, it's J who gets credit for feeding Pond and I such delicious, delicious ideas. He's a gem, I andheartssemicolon him so hard.

In other news, while I'm here, my goth lolita neighbour is a BITCH. We share a mailbox and she's been hanging on to some of our mail since CHRISTMAS. kitedreams, dragyn, I just got your cards today from my landlord (chick just moved out, thank god). So, um, thankie very much! Incredibly belatedly! And if anyone else sent me something and I didn't say anything, now you know why. -_-

Fic! With a ZOMG gorgeous, beautiful dynamic accompanying illustration (spoilers for the fic!) by the evil twin. Link at the end. :D

Devil Inside
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~5100 words. Spoilers for 3.12, Jus in Bello.
"Seriously," Sam says, a shadowy mountain of disapproval. "You forgot your key."

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I have no excuse. Like, none. I was talking to Pond! This is the kind of shit that happens when you do that!

Her contribution is a little less. Um. Hard? A Size That Suits You.

Fine Young Knives
Supernatural. Sam/Dean/John. NC-17. ~400 words.
"Your brother needs you, Sam. You've got to learn that."

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