while with his gun the pagan angel rose to say

This is the fourth(ish) installment of what Team Porn has now dubbed Ordeals 'Verse. The first three(ish) are:

1. A Nice Day to Start Again
2(ish). He Ain't No Prince
3. Not the Only Man She Sees

The evil twin did an awesomely thorough beta on this one, but in my tweaking (as usual), there are probably some stray typos. Or missing words. They're there in my HEAD, OKAY.

The Seldom Seen Kid
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~10,000 words. Co-authored with ponderosa.
"You get all the best curses."

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Huge, massive, really quite insanely sizeable thanks go to fleshflutter and stormcloude for jumping in with awesome beta work--any typos or missing words or weird things like random moose on the side of the fictional road are a product of my endless tweaking.

Evil twin, iluvu, even when school eats your life.

13 months in 6 minutes
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. R. ~3800 words. S4.
"For what other reason are you here, if not to save him?"

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Cherry Bomb
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. R. ~800 words. Hooker!fic.
The first year of college, Sam figured out there were just some things you couldn't run from.

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One Minute Promises
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~300 words. In response to the blindfold_spn request for Sam/Dean in Playthings, episode 2.11.
One minute, he's promising a wasted Sam, Yeah, sure, no problem and the next-

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Slip me another
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~400 words. A blindfold_spn request for one of the boys drunk/drugged.
Dean should be shot.

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Hands and Mouth
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. R. 200 words. For supernatural100's prompt 'cut' (22). 4.14 coda.
Dean is all the things his hands do.

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Disconnect
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~1300 words. Dubcon. A pinch hit for ayan_desu on spn_j2_xmas. As always, many thanks to ponderosa121 for helping to whip this into shape.
It started with Sam's smile carved into the meat of Dean's heart.

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Before I crash for the night, ponderosa121 and I collab'd on another giftfic for the spn_j2_xmas exchange on LJ. Follow the links below!

Witness
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. R. ~2600 words. Written by blue_soaring, Illustrated by ponderosa121.
Standing up, Sam pulls a cloth out of his back pocket and cleans off the knife.

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Smoke Signals
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~8300 words. For kitsune13 on LJ as part of the spn_j2_xmas exchange. Thanks to ponderosa121 there's an incredibly awesome extra treat (image, not worksafe = yay, Team Porn)! Enjoy! :3
Sam and Dean, a lawyer, a stripper, and a monster of the week all walk into a bar....

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I think my fingers are hungover.

Holidays are AWESOME. Up until, like, yesterday, all I did was laze about, and then a random comment to the evil twin produced about 8000 words of something SPN. Win. Now I don't feel like I've completely wasted all this possible writing time.

I do have spn_j2_xmas over on LJ to post sometime over my break, too. As does the evil twin, which is made of so much yay it's insane.

In other news, if I take one step to the left, I may very well fall down the black hole of a comic fandom. Tony Stark makes me do bad things.

And now, the point. I claimed this for kinkfest and failed utterly on getting it ready in time. The prompt was phonesex. This is like, striptease phonesex.

All you can do
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~1000 words. Phonesex!
I wanna know what makes you go off so quick all the damn time.

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Number three in what is quickly becoming the sequel!verse, as we keep writing sequels to sequels to sequels. Oh, us.

1. No More Room in Hell, Boys, John/Sam.
2. Where the Devil Sleeps, John/Dean.

One in the Same
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~4800 words. Mentions of prior John/Sam and John/Dean.
It'd be easy to punch his brother right in his saucy mouth.

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I wrote this weeks ago and never got around to posting, mostly because I was busy writing other stuff, heh. Canon's since killed a couple details, but this is me, not caring. Sure, I could edit, tweak, toss in the new ideas. Instead, I'm going to save those to write MORE fic. And hurt Dean EVEN MORE the next time around. MWAHAHA.

Yes.

Just Breathe
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~2200 words. Wishful thinking for a missing scene in 4.04.
When Sam hesitates, he says, "Again," because he's going to fucking well make this body remember what it means to be Sam's brother.

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Today is an awesome day. You wanna know why today is an awesome day? It's the evil twin's birthday! And you wanna know one of the very most awesome things about the evil twin being born (aside from she's twee and cute and surprisingly, um, assertive when the situation calls for it)today is?

I no longer have a readily available definition for 'extreme' kink, and the list of things I won't write grows teenier and teenier every year.

Case in point.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PET. I LOVES YOU.

And I know you love me too, even if after I made you beta your own gift YET AGAIN, I poked at it more. Please consider any remaining typos chained to a cement brick and tossed overboard.

The Still Prayer of Devotion
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~3000 words. D/s. Bootlicking! Slutty, needy Dean!
Sam drew in one deep, steadying breath. He never doubted Dean's control, only his own.

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I? Am a fic MACHINE, babycakes.

A Rate of Conversion
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~2500 words. Bodyswap!
"What the hell are you doing sleeping naked in the same room as me!"

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I WROTE A CODA. TO 4.06. I DID.

I mean, seriously. Shameless cuddle fic, here I come.

In other news, they're fixing the roof on my house today, and it sounds like THE ANTI-CLAUS IS COMING TO GET ME. D:

Bump in the Night
Supernatural. Sam and Dean. G. ~800 words. Coda-shaped thing to 4.06.
Like he always does (when he can get away with it) Dean had taken the bed nearest the door.

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Says I to the evil twin, "Evil twin! Where has all our filthy dirty kink gone?" And the evil twin, she gasps, clearly aghast, and she says.... well, she sorta says a lot of things, and by a lot of things, I obviously mean she lets Rufus take over her brain to list off his favourite hobbies. We picked one that made Dean squirm.

And then we added the one that made him squirm more. :D

Page Fourteen (and Fifteen)
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. D/s tones, enema, fisting. ~5600 words.
Sam's pretty sure Dean doesn't secretly harbour a food fetish, no matter how worked up he gets over a mini cheesesteak.

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Team Porn also does completely shameless porn. Y'know, just sometimes. God, I love Dean and his issues.

Life on a Chain
Supernatural. Sam/Dean, John/Dean. NC-17. D/s tones. ~2400 words.
He's lost count of how many time he's seen his family bleed over him.

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Team Porn does crack! :D

This, um, actually turned out way more awesome than I thought it would. Shows what I know!

Not the Only Man She Sees
Supernatural. Sam and Dean. PG-13. ~10,000 words. Mpreg (sorta). Pre-slash (definitely). Direct sequel to A Nice Day to Start Again. Co-authored with ponderosa121.
"Gay voice." His hand, wrapped up cold and clammy around Sam's, clenched. "You shithead, I don't have a gay voice."

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So, this time around, it's J who gets credit for feeding Pond and I such delicious, delicious ideas. He's a gem, I andheartssemicolon him so hard.

In other news, while I'm here, my goth lolita neighbour is a BITCH. We share a mailbox and she's been hanging on to some of our mail since CHRISTMAS. kitedreams, dragyn, I just got your cards today from my landlord (chick just moved out, thank god). So, um, thankie very much! Incredibly belatedly! And if anyone else sent me something and I didn't say anything, now you know why. -_-

Fic! With a ZOMG gorgeous, beautiful dynamic accompanying illustration (spoilers for the fic!) by the evil twin. Link at the end. :D

Devil Inside
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~5100 words. Spoilers for 3.12, Jus in Bello.
"Seriously," Sam says, a shadowy mountain of disapproval. "You forgot your key."

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