while with his gun the pagan angel rose to say

my love is one made to break every bended knee

January 28th, 2010

A rec! \o/

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I'm going to be completely shameless about this and flail all over the place in manic glee because my evil twinses has written me FIC WITH ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION and it is the hottest thing EVER.

Witness my CAPSLOCK ABUSE and my FLAIL.

Also, I admit to some bias here, but that is a very fine example of something that is utterly and entirely besides the point. And on top of that, it somehow manages to be cute and hot.

And it is very horribly and wonderfully named To Rise to the Occasion.

And MOST IMPORTANTLY, it makes me happy. \o/

She has also written me 80s Brat Pack Kiefer Sutherland/Robert Downey Jr. porn, Not Quite Ready for Primetime. ♥

Originally posted at Dreamwidth here. Please comment there using OpenID or ask me for an invite code. :3

January 18th, 2010

Fic & Pic: Change of Plans - Holmes/Watson (1/1)

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I ♥ my evil twin so epically.


Change of Plans
Sherlock Holmes. Holmes/Watson. NC-17. ~3800 words. Pre-movie. Co-produced with [personal profile] ponderosa. Embedded image NSFW.
"Gently, gently!" Holmes rocked nearly up onto his toes with the force of it, his hand grabbing in a most satisfying way at Watson's forearm.



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Also, time's almost up for you to bid on 2000 words of Sherlock Holmes 2009 or Jude/RDJ fic by me at [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti. :3

Originally posted at Dreamwidth here. Please comment there using OpenID or ask me for an invite code. :3

January 16th, 2010

And here we go again!

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Prompt table for [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you. \o/

Team Porn loves itself. )

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August 13th, 2009

Posters!

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[info - personal] ponderosa was playing around with design stuffs the other day and made posters for some of my [info - community] kink_bingo fics! Which was probably a joint effort attempt at keeping from mumblemumble and not-so-subtly reminding me that my blackout probably isn't going to happen unless I haul ass. I think the blackout might be a lost cause. This makes me sad.

But posters, posters make me happy! Obviously I am biased, but this does not change the fact that they are full of awesome. Yes.



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July 6th, 2009

I die.

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Evil twin. Evil twin loves us, yes.

Gorgeous woobie Victor/Logan pic (G, nuzzyly and worksafe) with size difference and woobs and I want to write fic for it but I already did.

My flaily love apparently knows no bounds, all things considered.

I'm going to give the internets one more week, and if at the end of that week I see no Victor/Logan fall out when I shake it, I'm afraid it's just going to have to die. I'll be sad to see it go, but desperate times. Desperate times.

Also, look! A post that isn't fic! JUST SHAMELESS PLEADING. D:

June 14th, 2009

Fic: The Seldom Seen Kid - Sam/Dean (1/1)

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This is the fourth(ish) installment of what Team Porn has now dubbed Ordeals 'Verse. The first three(ish) are:

1. A Nice Day to Start Again
2(ish). He Ain't No Prince
3. Not the Only Man She Sees

The evil twin did an awesomely thorough beta on this one, but in my tweaking (as usual), there are probably some stray typos. Or missing words. They're there in my HEAD, OKAY.

The Seldom Seen Kid
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~10,000 words. Co-authored with [info - personal]ponderosa.
"You get all the best curses."

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January 22nd, 2009

Fic & Pic: Witness - Sam/Dean (1/1)

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Before I crash for the night, [info]ponderosa121 and I collab'd on another giftfic for the spn_j2_xmas exchange on LJ. Follow the links below!

Witness
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. R. ~2600 words. Written by [info]blue_soaring, Illustrated by [info]ponderosa121.
Standing up, Sam pulls a cloth out of his back pocket and cleans off the knife.

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January 13th, 2009

Fic & Pic: Smoke Signals - Sam/Dean (1/1)

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Smoke Signals
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~8300 words. For kitsune13 on LJ as part of the spn_j2_xmas exchange. Thanks to [info]ponderosa121 there's an incredibly awesome extra treat (image, not worksafe = yay, Team Porn)! Enjoy! :3
Sam and Dean, a lawyer, a stripper, and a monster of the week all walk into a bar....

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December 1st, 2008

Fic: Transferis - Snape/Harry (1/1)

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I seriously doubt there are any Harry Potter fans lurking about here, but here, have some fic anyway!

Please ignore my sad lack of a HP icon. Or just think of it as Sam = Harry, in that way where they both will more than likely suffer massive internal haemorrhaging one day due to capslocking. You know what I'm talking about.

The evil twin played around in the Snarry games awhile back, and when I saw her absolutely gorgeous piece of artwork, this happened.

Transferis
Harry Potter. Snape/Harry. R. ~3300 words. Post-novels. Art by the same name drawn by [info]ponderosa121.
Hesitation is a deadly sin. Snape knows this better than most, and still. Still, he pauses.


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November 28th, 2008

Fic: One in the Same - Sam/Dean (1/1)

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Number three in what is quickly becoming the sequel!verse, as we keep writing sequels to sequels to sequels. Oh, us.

1. No More Room in Hell, Boys, John/Sam.
2. Where the Devil Sleeps, John/Dean.

One in the Same
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~4800 words. Mentions of prior John/Sam and John/Dean.
It'd be easy to punch his brother right in his saucy mouth.


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November 13th, 2008

Fic: The Still Prayer of Devotion - Sam/Dean (1/1)

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Today is an awesome day. You wanna know why today is an awesome day? It's the evil twin's birthday! And you wanna know one of the very most awesome things about the evil twin being born (aside from she's twee and cute and surprisingly, um, assertive when the situation calls for it)today is?

I no longer have a readily available definition for 'extreme' kink, and the list of things I won't write grows teenier and teenier every year.

Case in point.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PET. I LOVES YOU.

And I know you love me too, even if after I made you beta your own gift YET AGAIN, I poked at it more. Please consider any remaining typos chained to a cement brick and tossed overboard.

The Still Prayer of Devotion
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~3000 words. D/s. Bootlicking! Slutty, needy Dean!
Sam drew in one deep, steadying breath. He never doubted Dean's control, only his own.


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October 21st, 2008

Fic: No More Room in Hell, Boys - John/Sam (1/1)

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Y'see, stuff like this happen because the evil twin says, during a conversation about how good ideas should never be done just once: Of course, may i also suggest some fuck or die? >:D

This one is subtitled, Winchesters and their massively fucked up love. Unbeta~ed.

No More Room in Hell, Boys
Supernatural. John/Sam. NC-17. ~900 words. Fuck-or-(maybe)die.
Sam clutches the sawed-off in his left hand and thinks about how Dean's not here.


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Now continued in [info]ponderosa121's Where the Devil Sleeps. :D

...and possibly a third Sam/Dean installment to come? Ahahaha.

June 1st, 2008

Fic: Drive You Wild - Sam/Dean/Tony freakin' Stark (1/1)

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New fandom. New hole in the head. BUT I'M DRAGGING THE EVIL TWIN DOWN WITH ME, BABYCAKES.

Seriously. These three? Enough awesome in one place to make the world implode. That sound you hear right now, that is the world imploding.

In my head, this is titled Wham Bam, Thank You Iron Man.

Drive You Wild
Supernatural/Iron Man. Sam/Dean/Tony. NC-17. ~4100 words.
"Do you like burgers? I like burgers."


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March 23rd, 2008

Fic: Not the Only Man She Sees - Sam and Dean (1/1)

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Team Porn does crack! :D

This, um, actually turned out way more awesome than I thought it would. Shows what I know!

Not the Only Man She Sees
Supernatural. Sam and Dean. PG-13. ~10,000 words. Mpreg (sorta). Pre-slash (definitely). Direct sequel to A Nice Day to Start Again. Co-authored with [info]ponderosa121.
"Gay voice." His hand, wrapped up cold and clammy around Sam's, clenched. "You shithead, I don't have a gay voice."


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March 16th, 2008

Fic: Devil Inside - Sam/Dean (1/1)

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So, this time around, it's J who gets credit for feeding Pond and I such delicious, delicious ideas. He's a gem, I andheartssemicolon him so hard.

In other news, while I'm here, my goth lolita neighbour is a BITCH. We share a mailbox and she's been hanging on to some of our mail since CHRISTMAS. [info]kitedreams, [info]dragyn, I just got your cards today from my landlord (chick just moved out, thank god). So, um, thankie very much! Incredibly belatedly! And if anyone else sent me something and I didn't say anything, now you know why. -_-

Fic! With a ZOMG gorgeous, beautiful dynamic accompanying illustration (spoilers for the fic!) by the evil twin. Link at the end. :D

Devil Inside
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~5100 words. Spoilers for 3.12, Jus in Bello.
"Seriously," Sam says, a shadowy mountain of disapproval. "You forgot your key."


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March 9th, 2008

Fic: Fine Young Knives - Sam/Dean/John (1/1)

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I have no excuse. Like, none. I was talking to Pond! This is the kind of shit that happens when you do that!

Her contribution is a little less. Um. Hard? A Size That Suits You.

Fine Young Knives
Supernatural. Sam/Dean/John. NC-17. ~400 words.
"Your brother needs you, Sam. You've got to learn that."


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November 19th, 2007

fic: He Ain't No Prince - Sam and Dean (1/1)

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Look, ma! Fic!

This follows A Nice Day to Start Again, which sorta feels more like pre-Sam/Dean to me than genfic, but that's probably because my fangoggles are more like fanbinoculars. Mostly, it's an excuse for me to indulge myself and the evil twin with plunking Dean in awkward situations and watching him flail. Totally acceptable pastime. Really.

Beta by said evil twin, as is the base idea. I'm just like the thing that types for her. And puts in random typos just because.

I'll give you three guesses what inspired this, and the first two don't count.

He Ain't No Prince
Supernatural. Sam and Dean. PG. ~4500 words.
They get stuck in fucked up situations all the time.


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