whatever is going down

New fandom. New hole in the head. BUT I'M DRAGGING THE EVIL TWIN DOWN WITH ME, BABYCAKES.

Seriously. These three? Enough awesome in one place to make the world implode. That sound you hear right now, that is the world imploding.

In my head, this is titled Wham Bam, Thank You Iron Man.

Drive You Wild
Supernatural/Iron Man. Sam/Dean/Tony. NC-17. ~4100 words.
"Do you like burgers? I like burgers."

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Team Porn does crack! :D

This, um, actually turned out way more awesome than I thought it would. Shows what I know!

Not the Only Man She Sees
Supernatural. Sam and Dean. PG-13. ~10,000 words. Mpreg (sorta). Pre-slash (definitely). Direct sequel to A Nice Day to Start Again. Co-authored with ponderosa121.
"Gay voice." His hand, wrapped up cold and clammy around Sam's, clenched. "You shithead, I don't have a gay voice."

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So, this time around, it's J who gets credit for feeding Pond and I such delicious, delicious ideas. He's a gem, I andheartssemicolon him so hard.

In other news, while I'm here, my goth lolita neighbour is a BITCH. We share a mailbox and she's been hanging on to some of our mail since CHRISTMAS. kitedreams, dragyn, I just got your cards today from my landlord (chick just moved out, thank god). So, um, thankie very much! Incredibly belatedly! And if anyone else sent me something and I didn't say anything, now you know why. -_-

Fic! With a ZOMG gorgeous, beautiful dynamic accompanying illustration (spoilers for the fic!) by the evil twin. Link at the end. :D

Devil Inside
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17. ~5100 words. Spoilers for 3.12, Jus in Bello.
"Seriously," Sam says, a shadowy mountain of disapproval. "You forgot your key."

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I have no excuse. Like, none. I was talking to Pond! This is the kind of shit that happens when you do that!

Her contribution is a little less. Um. Hard? A Size That Suits You.

Fine Young Knives
Supernatural. Sam/Dean/John. NC-17. ~400 words.
"Your brother needs you, Sam. You've got to learn that."

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Look, ma! Fic!

This follows A Nice Day to Start Again, which sorta feels more like pre-Sam/Dean to me than genfic, but that's probably because my fangoggles are more like fanbinoculars. Mostly, it's an excuse for me to indulge myself and the evil twin with plunking Dean in awkward situations and watching him flail. Totally acceptable pastime. Really.

Beta by said evil twin, as is the base idea. I'm just like the thing that types for her. And puts in random typos just because.

I'll give you three guesses what inspired this, and the first two don't count.

He Ain't No Prince
Supernatural. Sam and Dean. PG. ~4500 words.
They get stuck in fucked up situations all the time.

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